They do ‘like a good murder.’ You wouldn’t know these ‘children’s authors’ were children’s authors if it didn’t say so in the programme. So, holding that thought, it might have been better not to mention it. Just as people used to feel that Agatha Christie looked like a nice old lady, the same goes for Helen FitzGerald, Cathy MacPhail and Gillian Philip.

Oops, not nice and old. Nice. And beautiful. And clearly writing some hard-hitting novels, featuring dead bodies, immigration politics, selling body parts and murderous heroines. All typical children’s issues.

Aussie writer Helen FitzGerald talked about seeing dead bodies, and she has a past featuring Barlinnie prison (from the right side, I believe). She read from her new YA novel Deviant, which sounds anything but childish. It’s more a perfectly normal story, which just happens to have a main character aged sixteen. (By normal I mean something adults might read.)

Catherine MacPhail read from her next children’s book Mosi’s War, where a young boy witnesses someone falling of a roof. It sounds like the plot will look at immigration issues seen from two different sides, and I don’t think she said, but I would guess it’s set in Glasgow.

Gillian Philip read an excerpt from The Opposite of Amber. One of those early and almost invisible parts of the novel, because of what happens later. But she wanted to show that her main character, Ruby, is no angel, and we heard how she was contemplating killing someone and thinking how that would have changed everything that went on to happen afterwards.

All three writers agreed that you don’t necessarily tone down the contents of young (crime) novels. You just happen to have a younger protagonist. You can swear, but you can also get past using bad language if you want. And you might need to do without the sex. The main thing to remember is to end with some level of hope. Not happily, but with hope.

Sylvester Stallone is so out. So is using a word like fascist. Nothing dates you like the words you use. Cathy checks out how children talk in her school visits, and Helen pays her teenage daughter to road-test her writing for inaccuracies on being young today.

As Gillian said, if people only knew how adult YA books are…

The worst thing you could do to Cathy is put her books in the Scottish section in bookshops. Next to Nessie.

She’ll probably have to murder you in a future book if you slip up.

Post by Ann Giles