It’s your favourite crime writers as you’ve never seen – or heard – them before. 

For one night only, The Curly Coo on Barnton Street will become home to karaoke kings and queens – and much lesser royals – as they knock out a tune as effortlessly as they’d dispatch a gangland villain. 

In a bit of a change to our usual format, it will be all eyes on the bouncing ball as the bestsellers belt out ballads and bangers. Will there be murder on the dancefloor and smooth criminals? Probably. 

And what’s that? You want to sing too? Well maybe, if you ask us nicely…